What a wonderful basket of frui…
I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF
I C A NT ST OP L AUG H IN
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
Every conversation with my mother EVER.
birthdays are so weird
you get presents for slowly dying
Should have got an Oscar
still the best thing to come out of Australia
WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
is that satan
"What are your talents?"