holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

poweurful:

steaktumblr:

This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this is my favourite picture on tumblr.

draven926:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

Oh my god.

Heyyyyyy hacked!!!

heyfunniest:

rneerkat:

the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto

obscene-scream-queen:

ed-double-d-n-eddy:

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide just because there was a pebble in his shoe.

This guy gets it.

the-potter-tardis:

the-summoner:

helloamitumblingyet:

thew0lfm0ther:

NO

YES

do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,

like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,

think i just blew my own mind,

GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.

shattered-mirr0rs:

thebestlolz:

Step 1: First go like this

Step 2: Spin around

Step 3: STOP!

Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

Step 9: THEN…!

Thats how i do it….

i have been waiting 50 years for this post

No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son.

Both of his parents are gone.

perpetualvelocity:

ultimiavlad:

egbertdork:

paarfekt:

stupidphresh:

donafuckingtelli:

raging-raichel:

bonbuns:

lunaticbone:

impercussis:

amixedreality:

divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

…

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

LITERAL TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES

obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WANT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LET’S BE DUMB TOGETHER

of-things-unknown:

radioactive-lllove:

lexinoel342:

dancemommamaniac:

I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY 

OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. 

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I’m officially dead